aoba/noiz sexcanons

ahaha, may wanted to see my headcanons after reading mary's and I actually needed to upload them here ANYWAY so...

What is your otp?

aoba/noiz

What are their sexual preferences?

noiz is pan and aoba is probably bi

How old were they when they lost their virginity?

I think in canon, it seemed like noiz probably lost his virginity early on? aoba was probably 17 or something

What is their sexual history prior to dating the other?

noiz used sex as a transaction and aoba had only messed around with girls prior to noiz (in canon he said hed kissed other guys before tho)
addendum: aoba and mizuki definitely dated (did they call it dating though? probably not), although apparently never had sex as aoba said he never had sex with a guy prior to noiz.

Who tops?/Favorite position?

okay this is kind of long and specific

noiz likes to experiment a lot, so things end up getting switched around, but in general, once noiz gets aoba in bed (most of their sex is initiated by noiz because hes fuckin horny as hell) its aoba who generally takes charge, noiz suggests things but aoba acts on his own free will a lot, so, I guess instead of refering to either one of them as a top or bottom, I would say aoba is the active one and noiz defers to him? BUT, if it wasnt for noiz's kinkyness, aoba would rarely try anything really new... If you mean "who takes it in the butt more" I think aoba probably does, although I think noize would probably be interested in taking it up his butt sometimes too. For literally who is on the top and who is on the bottom, aoba tends to be on top.
noiz's favorite position is probably aoba riding him cowgirl style, and I dont know if aoba would have a favorite position, I think he probably likes any position that allows for maximum skin to skin contact.

Do they enjoy oral sex?

they both really do, but noiz probably likes it more than anyone else in the world

Spit or swallow?

noiz definitely swallows and aoba tries to but usually doesnt get..it all

Is there a dom/sub?

I kinda already covered this but I dont think...I guess noiz would be dom, but its not that cut and dry to me

Do they enjoy spanking?/How about scratching/biting?/ Hair pulling?

aoba probably does NOT like being spanked but he likes it when noiz plays with his hair
I bet noiz LOVES it when aoba scratches and bites him, and aoba is definitely a biter, I cant see aoba spanking noiz without laughing my ass off, but biting and scratching are definitely things noiz loves that aoba does a lot of, also when aoba grips the back of his head/hair

Do they ever incorporate food into their sex life?

food is an important part of this pairing for me....yeah, I bet noiz is one of those people who wants to eat strawberries and whipped cream off of aoba's chest and aoba just rolls his eyes but secretly he thinks its kinda hot

What other kinks to you like them to have?

noiz gets turned on by pain, so I think hed really like to experiment with painplay and stuff (its hard for aoba to get into it at first though), aoba probably goes crazy when noiz speaks to him in german when theyre in The Throws of Passion. PUBLIC SEX, public sex is my #1 kink for these guys because, hello? its perfect for them

Is their sex usually rough and fast or slow and sensual?

it depends, they have SO MUCH SEX that its not like only One Mood leads to sex? a lot of their public sex is loud and rough because noiz kinda...gets off on the thought that they might get caught. their morning sex is usually really sweet though, shower sex too.

Where is your favorite place for them to fuck?

anywhere public I guess? the shower too, they probably have a jacuzzi that they regularly fuck in, thats hot too, the kitchen table...

If you had to choose, who would they have a threesome with?

hm...koujaku would probably be too jealous (plus it took him a while to even admit he had the hots for aoba cause HES A GUY THO??, clear...I dont see...clear...being in a threesome ever...I think mizuki would be the perfect candidate for this

Similarly, if you had to ship either of them with another person, who would it be?

wow uh...noiz....with....his hand? idk if it wasnt for aoba in the FIRST PLACE he wouldnt even CARE about other people so I just dont see noiz being with anybody else at all, ever.

aoba/ren is my second ship tho, also is it just me or did it seem like aoba and mizuki had A Thing once?

Do they say ‘I love you’ during sex?

noiz does, but I think aoba only says it afterward, one time he says it to noiz in german after they finish fucking and noiz gets like, instantly hard again lmao

Do they cuddle afterwards?/If yes, do they spoon?/Who is the big/little spoon?

yeah I see them both as being huuuugggeee cuddlers, noiz is usually the big spoon
addendum: mary has shown me the light and now I cant think of noiz as anything but the little spoon, a very adamant little spoon

clean aoba/noiz headcanons (I think) (this is better than the last one)

I briefly read through both of these before I posted them but these were made at the very beginning of my fall into the abyss so just keep that in mind.

Do each of them know how the other takes their tea/coffee/other?

noiz basically learns everything he knows about food through aoba and experimenting in terrible ways in the kitchen, so naturally he knows how aoba likes to eat everything

because noiz comments on all of the food he ever eats/drinks, aoba knows what he likes and what he doesnt, and will often warn him about certain flavors prior to noiz trying something for the first time (but noiz tries it anyway and most of the time he doesnt like them, aoba rolls his eyes every time)

How much do they trust each other?

noiz and aoba both trust eachother completely (noiz would actually die for aoba, and aoba would not hesitate to risk his life for noiz) (beautiful boys)

In what ways do they prefer to show affection for each other?

noiz literally has no filter on how he expresses his love for aoba, he says romantic sappy shit to aoba ALL the time in a completely serious tone no matter where they are or what theyre doing, and it takes him years to understand that there are inappropriate amounts of pda

aoba gets better at voicing his feelings but prefers to use his actions and physical contact to show his love, also his cellphone background is a picture of noiz, or him and noiz, or noiz sleeping, he updates it regularly, and he also spent a lot of time picking out the perfect ringtone for noiz's calls.

Do either have habits that annoy the other?

aoba often gets annoyed at noiz for constantly destroying the kitchen and making a mess everywhere, noiz goes through multiple microwaves, toasters, and blenders throughout the years
noiz's impulsiveness also sometimes gets on aoba's nerves

the only thing about aoba that annoys noiz is that its so hard for aoba to relax and be comfortable with him in public, and for a while he wondered if it was because he was embarrassed about being with noiz, but aoba is really crushed to hear this and says no, it wouldnt matter who he was with, hes just not good at being openly lovey in public, this conversation is probably one of their first and only "fights"

What habits does each find endearing in each other?

aoba is simultaneously exasperated and in love with the fact that noiz can (and does) just say anything that comes to mind, noiz seems to be totally uninterested in and unaffected by how other people perceive him, and aoba wishes he could be the same way.

noiz is so deredere he loves literally everything about aoba, but probably he loves how aoba has a habit of fixing noiz's clothes, straightening his hair, and when aoba is totally relaxed and not really paying attention he tends to hold onto/touch whatever part of noiz is closest to him

What is the division of power like in the relationship?

day to day life:

I feel like noiz lets aoba call the shots when it comes to normal everyday things, noiz likes it when aoba takes charge and initiates the plans for dinner/errands/vacations, aoba likes to keep busy and he really enjoys being productive and it just comes naturally to him to make a "to do list" for the day and noiz just enjoys doing things with aoba, so he gladly goes along with it he is also usually a little too lazy to actually initiate anything himself but once in a blue moon

in the bedroom:

the distribution of power in the bedroom is pretty even, I think it switches throughout the entire Experience, noiz is probably the catalyst for most of the fornication that goes on, but once they get started I think aoba has a lot of control over what it is exactly that they do

When did they first tell each other that they loved them?

waiting to see if this is covered in re:connect

What was their last phone call (text/letter/insert applicable) about?

noiz probably just texted aoba from work saying something like "hey beautiful, just thinking about you..." or maybe just ";)" lmao

aoba often texts noiz things like "hey :)" or "<3" or "ilu" or "hope youre having a good day, ren says hello"

What was the last lie each of them told the other?

I dont picture noiz ever lying about anything really? I dont know what hed lie about, unless it was because he was trying not to spoil a surprise for aoba

aoba lies all the time whenever noiz asks him if he wants to fuck when theyre out in public (they end up having lots of public sex because noiz can see right through aobas lies)

oh wait, no, noiz lies to aoba about the ingredients he uses in his dishes because he doesnt want them to tarnish aoba's opinion on whether it tastes good or not (and after a while aoba doesnt even bother asking)

When was the last time either slept alone?

noiz goes away on business trips but aoba sleeps in noiz's clothes and noiz has videos of aoba on his coil, theres one of aoba just sitting and reading for like 20 minutes, he likes to play these videos just so it seems like aobas in the room with him

Will this be the last relationship each of them has?

YES.

Describe each of the pair from the other’s point of view

noiz: "aoba pulled me out from inside my own head even though he didnt have anything to gain from it. he is the best person Ive ever known."

aoba: "noiz can be impulsive and I still feel like hes a bit of a child sometimes, but its hard not to love him, he is so honest and he says things outright, I love that about him...he has so much self confidence and Im amazed at how strong he is. He has grown so much since I first met him and I want to be there with him for the rest of my life, I hope he knows how much I love him."

Describe a hug between them

aoba and noiz hug goodbye every morning, and noiz often comes up behind aoba and wraps his arms around his waist and kisses him throughout the day.

Describe a kiss between them

noiz has two kinds of kisses, ones that start off passionately, or just little pecks on aobas head, he doesnt ease into a kiss

aoba likes romantic kisses the best, he likes to start out slow and trails down noiz's neck, he doesnt like to kiss in public because he cant help himself if he gets started, so noiz does everything he can to make aoba want to kiss him while theyre out to see aoba get flustered at not being able to go crazy on him

Describe one borrowing the other’s clothes

aoba wears noizs clothes to bed when noiz is away overnight, and this is sort of related, noiz gets in the habit of wearing the same 2-3 outfits ALL the time, regardless of how many new clothes he has, so aoba has to constantly go through his socks and underwear and the rest of noiz's clothes and throws away the old worn out ones so noiz has no choice but to wear the new clothes (half the time his new clothes are exactly the same style as his old ones)

noiz is like a size bigger than aoba so he cant really wear any of aobas clothes, but sometimes they share things like big jackets and sweatshirts

Describe one caring for the other when they are injured/sick

noiz is like a devoted bedside nurse when aoba gets sick, he calls out from work and puts aoba on a strict schedule of meds, food, and liquids until hes sure aoba is on the road to recovery. when it comes to physical injuries, because noiz can finally feel pain, hes gotten into the habit of making sure there is a huge and well stocked first aid kit in the house, and he knows how to apply stitches to a gash, noiz looked up "gangrene" once and flipped out for about 10 minutes before aoba could understand what the hell he was talking about

aoba is very nurturing and he knows that noiz can feel pain like 2-3 times more intensely than other people, so hes extra understanding when noiz is sick or hurt, but he has a strict "no sex policy" when either of them has a cold, which results in noiz drinking about a gallon of orange juice a week.

Describe one cooking for the other

noiz cooks a lot on his own because New Foods fascinate him now that he doesnt only eat pizza and pasta and he likes to experiment with combining ingredients, I have a whole Noiz Learns To Cook Headcanon but I wont get into it here

aoba learned a lot of recipes from his grandma and although hes not as good as she is, he enjoys it and noiz likes to help him in the kitchen, he always asks a million questions and sometimes he eats the ingredients before aoba can finish the recipe, so aoba learns to buy extra

How quickly, and through what means, would each be able to tell if an imposter had replaced the other?

super quickly, noiz would probably know immediately because he knows ALL of aoba's quirks, gestures, and inflections and would never be fooled

aoba would also realize something was off pretty quickly because no imposter could ever match the level of constant affection noiz shows, he would probably think noiz was angry or something at first but then realize what was really up because after asking "is something wrong...?" the imposter would be like "oh no Im fine *smile*" and noiz would not answer that way, he either leans in and kisses aoba without saying anything (which means "no Im not"), or he grunts and tells aoba whats on his mind.

If one was abducted, how would the other respond, and how capable of organizing a rescue would they be?

noiz would be his own rescue team, he would use his compu-haxxing skills and his connections to find aoba and if necessary he would pay a huge ransom (if brute force wouldnt work) to get aoba back

aoba would flip out and try to assemble the largest police/investigation squad to find noiz and get him back, but I mean, could/would noiz ever get abducted in the first place???

Who handles spiders?

aoba makes ren do it because he wouldnt get hurt by them, noiz isnt scared of spiders but he knows they bite and he avoids most things that can be painful unless its a potential turn on